A Thing of Beauty, Indeed!

Last night, God donned her Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and smiled on the lads as they skated to an 8 to 2 victory over the Boston Bruins. The Leafs used those NHL jersey-clad minor leaguers to clean up the rink with. They smeared them all over the ice! It was wonderful. It was glorious. It was a treat to behold. Go, Leafs, go!