Quick, Pass the Bathroom Tissue!

I wrote an entry earlier to express my loathing for Benny Hinn, he of the pay-me-or-I-won't-pray-for-you ministry. Today, I wandered over to the keyboard to look in on my blog and saw a little touch of irony there, to do with the aforementioned slimeball. I have "Ads by Google" on my site and I suppose the machination involved therein picked up the creep's name. Functioning just as it is supposed to, it set an ad connected to something I had written about on my site. That meant it actually provided a link for people to connect to the very ministry I was earlier disparaging.
My first reaction was disgust. I wanted it out of my sight. Then I realized, since I regard the man as little better than a fresh, steaming pile of excrement, all I had to do was race to the john, grab a length of toilet paper, and drape it across the offending ad until I signed off.
Problem solved.