Mon Dieu! Comment Stupide!

The citizens of the vieille ville like to think of Montreal as Canada's sexiest city, but recent numbers suggest it's also in the running for the title of Canada's stupidest. Apparently, gonorrhea is making a major comeback in the town. In 2006, approximately three in Quebec's every four cases of the STD were reported in Montreal, a jump of 65% in the past five years. The numbers get even worse when 30% of those cases prove themselves to be antibiotic-resistant. Since antibiotics have been the conventional treatment, the question is, que vous attendez-vous à ce que le docteur fasse? Maybe a brain transplant would be in order for those morons who fail to encase their pride and joy in a condom before leaping into the breach. The same goes for the women who allow their partners to be terminally stupid avant des rapports sexuels. "Terminal" is possibly just the right word to use, too, since there is a definite correlation between the prevalence of gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis and the incidence of AIDS and HIV.
Comment stupide!