Paris Behind Bars
So little Miss Rich-Bitch is doing her time, is she? This past Sunday Paris the Pampered turned herself in to authorities at the Los Angeles County Jail to serve half of her sentence. That's right, just half. Now before you go getting your shorts in an uproar and yelling accusations about the justice system treating the privileged few differently than the rest of us, you should know that the missing half of her sentence has been removed in acknowledgement of her "good behaviour".
Last September, you see, the Hilton heiress was arrested for DUI. She was given probation, and promptly went on to violate it more than once by driving with a suspended licence. Where's the good behaviour in that, you ask? Well, she didn't get so sloshed that she ran over any little old ladies, did she? She didn't leave tire marks across any little puppies' faces, did she? So, you see, even though she pulled stunts that would land the rest of us in some real hot water, it needs to be remembered that Little Miss Bubble-Brain really was on her very best behaviour, and that should be rewarded.
She'll be doing her hard time in the privileged block, a 12 cell area used for "high-profile" prisoners. Says Paris, "Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me...". I would like to suggest that she has no concept at all, none whatsoever, of what genuinely constitutes a hard time. I would love to see her gain a little understanding, however. Instead of the taxpayer footing the bill for protecting her from the rest of the prison population, I think she should be given a nice little bunk of her own, right smack in the middle of the other inmates. No special treatment. After all, she did say that when she comes out, she can't wait to start her new life and be even stronger than she is now. 23 days served with the rest of the incarcerated wrongdoers would give her a chance to really get strong. Either that or it would free up the space she occupies, and right now it's a challenge to justify her taking up any space at all.
Last September, you see, the Hilton heiress was arrested for DUI. She was given probation, and promptly went on to violate it more than once by driving with a suspended licence. Where's the good behaviour in that, you ask? Well, she didn't get so sloshed that she ran over any little old ladies, did she? She didn't leave tire marks across any little puppies' faces, did she? So, you see, even though she pulled stunts that would land the rest of us in some real hot water, it needs to be remembered that Little Miss Bubble-Brain really was on her very best behaviour, and that should be rewarded.
She'll be doing her hard time in the privileged block, a 12 cell area used for "high-profile" prisoners. Says Paris, "Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me...". I would like to suggest that she has no concept at all, none whatsoever, of what genuinely constitutes a hard time. I would love to see her gain a little understanding, however. Instead of the taxpayer footing the bill for protecting her from the rest of the prison population, I think she should be given a nice little bunk of her own, right smack in the middle of the other inmates. No special treatment. After all, she did say that when she comes out, she can't wait to start her new life and be even stronger than she is now. 23 days served with the rest of the incarcerated wrongdoers would give her a chance to really get strong. Either that or it would free up the space she occupies, and right now it's a challenge to justify her taking up any space at all.
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The saga continues ... Paris Hilton ordered back to jail
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