Crowding the Idiot Alert Files
Today I want to bestow membership on every Taliban militant who has taken part in the attacks staged this past year on schools, teachers and students. I'd also like to extend the honour to every Afghan idiot who supported the violence in any way. That would mean, for instance, anyone who knew the names of any of the mental midgets involved in the attacks but didn't immediately share the information with authorities.
The militants have burned down 187 schools and killed at least 85 students and teachers. The reason for their actions is their opposition to educating girls and teaching anything other than religion to boys. This violence is being perpetrated by mentally defective morons who want to drag the whole world back into the Dark Ages.
These idiots interpret the whole world in terms of male genitalia. What dangles between their legs is all they think they need to make them special. What they don't seem to realize is that the mere presence of a dick does nothing in any way to distinguish them from any male of any other species, including dogs. What is supposed to distinguish them from other species is the power to reason, to use their head for something other than a place to drape a turban. Since they willingly fail to do so, they are in fact lesser than the other orders of animals.
They think that their death will see them welcomed to the Koranic Paradise, where they can copulate their way through eternity, perpetually banging away at some sloe-eyed houri created solely to satisfy their lust. I think that Allah might well have a little surprise waiting for them. The violence they direct toward children would sicken the Almighty and so he would want to give them eternity to rethink their idiocy. What better way to do that than to immobilize them in an eternal upright posture, so that dogs could use them like fire hydrants, and piss on them til time itself passes away? It would be icing on the cake if Allah decided to have this take place in front of an audience of houris who could spend their eternity nibbling daintily on honeyed dates while they watched the entertainment.
The militants have burned down 187 schools and killed at least 85 students and teachers. The reason for their actions is their opposition to educating girls and teaching anything other than religion to boys. This violence is being perpetrated by mentally defective morons who want to drag the whole world back into the Dark Ages.
These idiots interpret the whole world in terms of male genitalia. What dangles between their legs is all they think they need to make them special. What they don't seem to realize is that the mere presence of a dick does nothing in any way to distinguish them from any male of any other species, including dogs. What is supposed to distinguish them from other species is the power to reason, to use their head for something other than a place to drape a turban. Since they willingly fail to do so, they are in fact lesser than the other orders of animals.
They think that their death will see them welcomed to the Koranic Paradise, where they can copulate their way through eternity, perpetually banging away at some sloe-eyed houri created solely to satisfy their lust. I think that Allah might well have a little surprise waiting for them. The violence they direct toward children would sicken the Almighty and so he would want to give them eternity to rethink their idiocy. What better way to do that than to immobilize them in an eternal upright posture, so that dogs could use them like fire hydrants, and piss on them til time itself passes away? It would be icing on the cake if Allah decided to have this take place in front of an audience of houris who could spend their eternity nibbling daintily on honeyed dates while they watched the entertainment.
2 Comments:
Beautifully written ... well said. Someone should commit this post to film.
I'm sorry, but I don't like reading your words when they are so harsh. Not because I think those men do not deserve punishment for their actions, but just because anyone getting so outright attacking, through using terms like banging, and these "eternal virgins" that Muslim men will "enjoy deflowering in numbers of 72 or 100 per day" are images that I have difficulty perceiving you talking about, especially with so much anger.
I know those kind of ppl deserve every anger in the world, and that they deserve to be punished for their actions. I agree with that whole-heartedly.
But I also don't understand why these houris would actually derive pleasure from having to continue to be exposed to those men for the rest of eternity, and actually enjoy watching dogs piss on them while they supposedly enjoy the taste of dates. I am sure the houris would prefer to persue their own interests, as opposed to spend their days getting revenge. That would bring them down to the same level as those men, wouldn't it?
And what joy would those houris derive from having to share paradise with men who have burned down schools and killed teachers and students? I think what you meant to say maybe is that Allah would just be sending them to hell. The houris in paradise "[they] will be too busy to think about the torment which the people of Hell are suffering."
Continue to keep up the good posts, and speak your mind on issues like this, for sure. Just maybe not be so hard on houris, and let's let the idiots go to where they belong!
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