What Offal Conceit!

OK, I just have to opine about this. There's nothing guaranteed to raise my hackles faster than someone who thinks they're better than everyone else.
It seems that Victoria Beckham and Katie Homes got a little carried away at a recent photo shoot for a Harper's Bazaar cover. The production crew was admonished not to look either of them in the eye.
Do these two have delusions of grandeur, or simply a total lack of connection to reality? Let's just get right down to brass tacks here, folks. The two may not have noticed, but if they think they're better than everyone else, then they have lost sight of one very important fact. They need to have regular bowel movements, just like the rest of humanity, and if they think there's any rising above that fact of their less-than-godhood, let them see how long they can go without one before their dignity flies straight out the window while they strain at the stool.
They say death is the great leveler. I don't think you have to wait for the grim reaper to ring the reality bell. All you have to do is go to the bathroom. We all do, including the self-styled-superior Holmes and Beckham.