The Idiot Files Revisited
Obviously, the ranks of the card-carrying members are already swollen beyond belief, but they've all got to shove over just a little and make room for a few more.
The first one we have to fit in there is Pope Benny, after his idiot utterances in the speech he made to Regensburg University professors recently. Quoting from a medieval text, Pope Boo-Boo cited the passage referring to the teachings of the prophet as "evil and inhuman".
Duh.Obviously, this is a man who really understands diplomacy.
He also understands how to play word games, as evidenced by his non-apology. Either shit or get off the pot, Benny. If you're going to offer an apology, make it a sincere, personal one. Don't skirt the issue by substituting a Vatican-released statement of "regret".
The next membership goes out to German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who defended the Pope by saying that the pontiff had merely been calling for dialogue with other religions.
Great call to the round-table, don't you think? There's nothing like remarks which would clearly be interpreted as confrontational to get a nice little chat going.
Duh, again.
Not to be outdone by the christian morons, the muslims have immediately stepped forward to present some idiots for the club, too. I am speaking now of those who are protesting the insulting speech with acts of violence. Gunning down the Italian nun as she worked in the Somali hospital will do absolutely nothing to right the perceived wrong. Neither will throwing Molotov cocktails at churches in the West Bank city of Nablus. A generous helping of stupidity all round!
The Vatican, collectively is also standing in line to join the numbnut club.They clearly demonstrated their worthiness for inclusion when they announced their decision to send envoys to meet with political and religious leaders in Muslim countries. Says the Vatican, the envoys will "explain the poop's speech".
What's to explain, eh? Unless you're going to declaim, "The guy's braindead.", you shouldn't waste your time.
Other morons jostling for position in the League of Idiots are the leaders of a village in the Indian state of Rajasthan who ordered 150 men to dip their hands into boiling oil to prove their innjocence after food was stolen from a local school.
OMG. Do these peabrains really not understand that the only thing that will be proven is that boiling oil can deep fry anything, including human flesh?
To read all about the last mental midgets insistent on inscribing their names on the membership roll, check out this.
The first one we have to fit in there is Pope Benny, after his idiot utterances in the speech he made to Regensburg University professors recently. Quoting from a medieval text, Pope Boo-Boo cited the passage referring to the teachings of the prophet as "evil and inhuman".
Duh.Obviously, this is a man who really understands diplomacy.
He also understands how to play word games, as evidenced by his non-apology. Either shit or get off the pot, Benny. If you're going to offer an apology, make it a sincere, personal one. Don't skirt the issue by substituting a Vatican-released statement of "regret".
The next membership goes out to German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who defended the Pope by saying that the pontiff had merely been calling for dialogue with other religions.
Great call to the round-table, don't you think? There's nothing like remarks which would clearly be interpreted as confrontational to get a nice little chat going.
Duh, again.
Not to be outdone by the christian morons, the muslims have immediately stepped forward to present some idiots for the club, too. I am speaking now of those who are protesting the insulting speech with acts of violence. Gunning down the Italian nun as she worked in the Somali hospital will do absolutely nothing to right the perceived wrong. Neither will throwing Molotov cocktails at churches in the West Bank city of Nablus. A generous helping of stupidity all round!
The Vatican, collectively is also standing in line to join the numbnut club.They clearly demonstrated their worthiness for inclusion when they announced their decision to send envoys to meet with political and religious leaders in Muslim countries. Says the Vatican, the envoys will "explain the poop's speech".
What's to explain, eh? Unless you're going to declaim, "The guy's braindead.", you shouldn't waste your time.
Other morons jostling for position in the League of Idiots are the leaders of a village in the Indian state of Rajasthan who ordered 150 men to dip their hands into boiling oil to prove their innjocence after food was stolen from a local school.
OMG. Do these peabrains really not understand that the only thing that will be proven is that boiling oil can deep fry anything, including human flesh?
To read all about the last mental midgets insistent on inscribing their names on the membership roll, check out this.
2 Comments:
Wow. You've got quite the fetid collection growing there. Keep it up!
Yep, I concur on ALL choices.
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