Don't Quote Me!
Have the last couple of days got you feeling like you missed something? Like everyone else knows more than you do? Whatever the circumstance that might have prompted your momentary self-doubt, I have a cure for it. Just read a few of these quotes, and you'll come away feeling like Einstein. If you do feel better after reading these, and you'd like more, head off to this site for an incredibly complete list of quotes from everyone you can think of, and lots more that you can't. Why not bookmark it and use quotes indiscriminately to annoy the hell out of friends and family?
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." A lesson in compassion uttered by Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," Just try to argue with these pearls dropped by Brooke Shields during her interview to become Spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," declared Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward, probably in answer to enquiries about a possible lobotomy.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Al Gore, Clinton's Vice President, while they were working to expand Americans' Right to Know about environmental hazards in their communities, a task he obviously took to heart.
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca. Alright, the man was the former chairman of Chrysler Corporation, but don't try to suggest any business involvement giving rise to that question. I am quite sure he was more than above all that.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the mighty United States.
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." announced former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery, a man who would certainly know!
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." A lesson in compassion uttered by Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," Just try to argue with these pearls dropped by Brooke Shields during her interview to become Spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," declared Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward, probably in answer to enquiries about a possible lobotomy.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Al Gore, Clinton's Vice President, while they were working to expand Americans' Right to Know about environmental hazards in their communities, a task he obviously took to heart.
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca. Alright, the man was the former chairman of Chrysler Corporation, but don't try to suggest any business involvement giving rise to that question. I am quite sure he was more than above all that.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the mighty United States.
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." announced former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery, a man who would certainly know!
2 Comments:
Further proof, if we needed any more, that the world will be just fine without the lot of us. That's stragely reassuring.
Another way of looking at all this ... nature created intelligence, humans created stupidity -- and we're getting better at it every single day. I'm going to put that on a t-shirt.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Wow. Such enlightened commentary.
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