Idiot Alert, Continued

I just found out that filmmaker T. Rajeevnath is ready to join the ranks of those in my I.A. files.The director has decided to make a film about the life of Mother Teresa, "the most widely respected and loved person". He has sent an agent to contact Paris Hilton. Why did he do this? It seems he wants her to play the title role. Why would he want that? Apparently, Rajeevnath was totally impressed by her refusal to strip for Playboy, certainly a reliable indicator of unimpeachable standards.Says Rajeevnath, the actress selected for the role would have to have her history subjected to thorough scrutiny, presumably to ensure her worthiness to portray the inestimable Macedonian.Either the filmmaker is set to make a heavyhanded slapstick comedy or he needs to give his head a good shake. Actually, one shake would not be enough. I suspect there is no end to the cranial jouncing needed for this idiot to clear the bats out of his belfry.