The "King" in Drag?

   Want a laugh? Apparently Michael Jackson, self-proclaimed "king of pop", was caught in a woman's washroom in Dubai on Saturday. He was wearing a T-shirt, trousers, and a traditional Arab women's headscarf. What was he doing in there? Touching up his make-up.
   Michael, you don't need anyone else to make a mockery of you. You do an amazing job all by yourself.