Idiot Alert!

   Two brain-dead Bulgarians who had somehow managed to get jobs as border policemen were caught recently being unbelievably stupid. Seems they took a fancy to a mobile telephone belonging to U.S. ambassador John Beyrle, so one of them pocketed it. When Beyrle asked them if they had seen his missing telephone, they said no. They forget to take into account the device's built-in tracking system, which led the police right to it, nestled in the culprit's pocket. Duh! A possible ten years in prison will be the award for the initiative taken by these two morons.