Pontifical Accessorizing

   For those of you who want to celebrate the selection of the new pope, Benedict the Whatever, follow this link. After you're finished the project you'll find there, you can wear your new accessory and mumble along whenever his holier-than-thou-ness comes out with a new edict to take the church further and further back into the dark ages. You can start by placing your new fashion statement firmly atop your head while you click here. Once there you'll read the statement made by the new pope at his inaugural mass that he needs the faithful to pray for him. Ram that new appurtenance of yours a little further down over your brow, and get to work. Benedict needs you!