Meanderings
I just found out that OZZY had some new ink done. He had a smiley face tattooed on each of his knees, so that when he is lonely and people don't want to talk to him he can "...pretend they're alive and talk to them." Apparently his son Jack just had the same tattoos done. What a proud Osbourne family tradition!
This one's just plain pathetic. Private enterprise is conducted by those smart enough to find a need and fill it, right? Well, Dr. Marc Liechtung has noticed the sad little need of so many celebrity-obsessed people to look as much as possible like their idols, and he has filled it. For the last seven months, the good doctor has been making replications of celebrity teeth for $3,000.00 a pop, and they're selling big. Currently, he crafts toothsome copies of such celebs as Demi Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow and Tom Cruise. The phonies clip on to the fronts of the fan's teeth and, according to Liechtung, cause no harm to the real teeth. Nonetheless, warns the enterprising doer of dentistry, the wannabes should brush their own pearly whites after removing those of their idol.
If you agree that the one about celeb copy-smiles is a little sad, wait til you read this one. The upcoming royal wedding on April 8th between big-ears and horsey-face is generating the production of memorabilia for sale. Check out this site to see all the "official" items, like china mugs and placemats. These items are only for the most die-hard royalist, or those who have far too much money and simply can't think of anything better to spend it on. If you wander a little bit about the site, you'll notice it carries pictures of the "GULIDHALL" (sic) where the two will exchange their vows. The farcical spelling is indeed a worthy comment on the whole occasion.
This one's just plain pathetic. Private enterprise is conducted by those smart enough to find a need and fill it, right? Well, Dr. Marc Liechtung has noticed the sad little need of so many celebrity-obsessed people to look as much as possible like their idols, and he has filled it. For the last seven months, the good doctor has been making replications of celebrity teeth for $3,000.00 a pop, and they're selling big. Currently, he crafts toothsome copies of such celebs as Demi Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow and Tom Cruise. The phonies clip on to the fronts of the fan's teeth and, according to Liechtung, cause no harm to the real teeth. Nonetheless, warns the enterprising doer of dentistry, the wannabes should brush their own pearly whites after removing those of their idol.
If you agree that the one about celeb copy-smiles is a little sad, wait til you read this one. The upcoming royal wedding on April 8th between big-ears and horsey-face is generating the production of memorabilia for sale. Check out this site to see all the "official" items, like china mugs and placemats. These items are only for the most die-hard royalist, or those who have far too much money and simply can't think of anything better to spend it on. If you wander a little bit about the site, you'll notice it carries pictures of the "GULIDHALL" (sic) where the two will exchange their vows. The farcical spelling is indeed a worthy comment on the whole occasion.
2 Comments:
Horse-face and jackass-butt is more like it. I wouldn't buy any of those placemats to line Angel's cat box.
my boyfriend got smiley faces tattooed on his knees so that even when he is knee deep in shit, he'll still be smiling!
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