TeeHee!

   We've been making our way through the cold of the winter, with temperatures like today's minus nine Celsius. It's not really that bad, as far as I'm concerned, but there are many who think it's about as bad as it could be. These are the people who are just too much the pantywaist to get into a cold car. DUH! It is winter, folks! Anyway, in order to spare themselves the reality of the season, they go out to their driveway, start their car and then head back into the house, leaving the car locked and running. The idea is that they will come back out a while later and slip into the comfort of a vehicle suitably warmed up for their delicate little constitutions. They don't care about the exhaust fumes they are thoughtlessly pumping into the air we all breathe, and they obviously don't listen to admonitions aired regularly by Toronto's constabulary. The police issue warnings that there is a gang of thieves who operate in this city each winter, targeting the "warm up the car" dummies. Cars that have been targeted the most are the BMW X5, the Acura MDX, and the Lexus RX330. Says a member of the Toronto Police Special Investigation Services, leaving your car running like that is like handing your keys over to the thieves. I think it's a laugh. For all their "smarts" in getting their finances around to the purchase price of such a car, the owners are still damn stupid in their refusal to acknowledge the cold of the season. They deserve to come back out to the driveway and find an empty spot where they left the car running.
` It looks good on you, you morons!