Pull My Other Leg!

   A decade-old grilled cheese sandwich which supposedly had a likeness of Jesus' mom grilled onto it just sold on e-Bay for $28,000.00. That is just plain pathetic. What is the buyer going to do with the moldy old thing? Picture them sitting it on a little stand, flanked by a couple of candles,and kneeling in front of it with their supplications. If they leave it there for just the right amount of time, you know the six-footed devotees of holy cheese sandwiches will move in. Can you see it now? The owner bows their head in a quiet moment and then looks up in time to see the whole sandwich moving. Not being quite smart enough to understand the movement is caused by bugs, they leap to their feet yelling "It's a miracle! The Virgin has shown me a sign!"
   Ever ready to jump on the bandwagon, as most mendacious types are, an eastern Ontario man has come forward with a fish stick he has been saving in his freezer for a year. For a year? It seems the face of Jesus has been staring back at the man from the burned side of this fish stick, every time he opened the freezer. I hesitate to accept that this man is a real, dyed-in-the-wool believer. Has he had a real epiphany? I think not. On his own admission, he first thought the visage was merely that of some rock star. Such a lack of inspiration on first sight of this burnt offering! What do you think? I don't think he really believes in Jesus. I think he just believes in the money he hopes some gullible idiot will pay for the fish stick.This is all just so unbelievably pathetic.